5.30.2008

unassimilated people

One link going around today is a story about a tribe of people, native to "the Amazon rainforest near the Brazil-Peru border" and presumably as-of-yet contacted by anyone, who were recently photographed from the air. Their body language communicates something akin to "WTF!? Sulu, lock on phasers!" Another writeup at Reuters has 7 other pictures, which give a good view of their dwellings.

Meanwhile, in the matrix, tens of millions of cubicle-dwellers are peering down upon them through magic glass.

Make your time, unassimiliated people. All your rainforest are belong to us.

Edit: Check out this page at BBC News, which labels and discusses some things seen in the photos.

6 comments:

gravy said...

Maybe they will assimilate us!

(crosses fingers)

podunk said...

Yes, and plant rainforest everywhere. That would rock!

Kirk Johnson said...

Where you guys see a pristine remnant of pre-Neolithic humans living in balance with their environment, I see a franchise opportunity.

Here's a hint--sink all your spare cash into Starbucks stock; I'm going in.

podunk said...

Kirk, you and I should go into business together. I was toying with the idea of pitching a reality show: a reversal of the traditional missionary scenario, where these people are whisked away to the Mall of America for a 10-day spiritual lock-in with proselytizers from all stripes — a veritable smorgasbord of new world-views choose from — to welcome them to their new lives as part of the global community.

BlankPhotog said...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KXWEM4gZhg4

Maybe we deserve assimilation?

podunk said...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KXWEM4gZhg4

Thank you, thank you, thank you! I was unaware that Shatner recorded a Pulp song with Ben Folds. Flippin' sweet. I love that song.

Of the entire body of evidence that could support the idea that we may deserve assimilation, you selected a gem.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Has_Been